Can you hold a primary & have everyone win?

Newt Gingrich must be wondering what is wrong with him. And GOP, can you do anything right? We find out that the Iowa caucuses have finally finished their second naming process, and do you know who won? Was it Romney, who was named the winner that night? No, that would be too easy. So, it was Santorum, who was named the winner a couple of weeks later, right? No, it was Ron Paul, who has won at least half of the Iowa  delegates. I'm sorry Iowa Tea Party people, but when was the Iowa caucus? Was it really over 3 months ago? Yes, it was, and we're just now learning who really won the delegate count. Is this really any way to run an election process? Newt still wants to know why he his name wasn't called as the winner somewhere along the road. He did go to a zoo in your state, didn't he?