Governing's a bitch, isn't it, GOP?

The House of Representatives this week set the work schedule for 2014 at 113 days. Yes, Speaker Boehner and the rest of the GOP leadership decided at 10 days a month at work is too much, so they set the bar at 9.5 days a month. But don't worry GOP, you probably won't work that many days. Why?

Well, the rest of the year, the House is scheduled to work 16 days. but the House leadership says that they probably won't be in sessions that many days because there's nothing for them to do. My answer to that: Nothing to do, you lazy jackasses? So to you, America doesn't need more jobs, or roads don't need to be fixed, or a farm bill doesn't need to get passed? That's not even saying anything about immigration, which is just sitting on your desk after the Senate passed it. I guess you don't care about any of those things, do you?

For the rest of the year, the House may not work the 16 days they're scheduled. Next year, they're only scheduled to work 113 days. Governing's a real pain in the ass to you, isn't it, GOP?